The 5 Most Annoying Terms of 2011

Since every cause needs “Awareness,” here are my picks for management speak to camouflage the bloody obvious:

  5. Events per second

Log Management vendors are still trying to “differentiate” with this tired and meaningless metric as we pointed out in The EPS Myth.

  4. Thought leadership

Mitch McCrimmon describes it best.

  3. Cloud

Now here is a term that means all things to all people.

  2. Does that make sense?

The new “to be honest.” Jerry Weismann discusses it in the Harvard Business Review.

  1. Nerd

During the recent SOPA debate, so many self-described “country boys” wanted to get the “nerds” to explain the issue to them; as Jon Stewart pointed out, the word they were looking for was “expert.”

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