1) Lust: Be not easily lured by the fun, sexy demo. It always looks fantastic when the sales guy is driving. How does it work when you drive? Better yet, on your data?
2) Gluttony: Know thy log volume. When thee consumeth mucho more raw logs than thou expected, thou shall pay and pay dearly. More SIEM budgets die from log gluttony than starvation.
3) Greed: Pure pursuit of perfect rules is perilous. Pick a problem you’re passionate about, craft monitoring, and only after it is clearly understood do you automate remediation.
4) Sloth: The lazy shall languish in obscurity. Toilers triumph. Use thy SIEM every day, acknowledge the incidents, review the log reports. Too hard? No time you say? Consider SIEM Simplified.
5) Wrath: Don’t get angry with the naysayers. Attack the problem instead. Remember “those who can, do; those who cannot, criticize.” Democrats: Yes we can v2.0.
6) Envy: Do not copy others blindly out of envy for their strategy. Account for your differences (but do emulate best practices).
7) Pride: Hubris kills. Humility has a power all its own. Don’t claim 100% compliance or security. Rather you have 80% coverage but at 20% cost and refining to get the rest. Republicans: So sayeth Ronald Reagan.